Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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