I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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