Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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