i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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