i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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