The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I pour the whiskey from now on
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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