I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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