If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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