whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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