On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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