I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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