You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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