Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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