He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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