Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
