So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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