So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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