I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
