i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I lost the right to judge tonight
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
