idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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