Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You don't make any sense
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