hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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