She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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