Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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