I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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