We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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