My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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