If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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