How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize