S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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