whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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