you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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