me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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