question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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