they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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