So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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