Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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