Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
