It's Friday. Sex?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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