you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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