Someone shit on the floor
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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