i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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