8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize