That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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