HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
