He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
