just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
