Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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