why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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