so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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