Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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