Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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