What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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