...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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