No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my sisters under your porch take her home
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm sobbing to NWA
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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