i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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